Home
Podcast Archive
About
Search
Log In
Subscribe
Search
Full Spectrum Cycling
Full Spectrum Cycling #235 – New Year’s Day – Motartds – NA Beer
Jan 5, 2024
Full Spectrum Cycling #235 – New Year’s Day – Motartds – NA Beer
15
30
00:00
35:35
Listen on
Apple Podcasts
Apple Podcasts
Spotify
Spotify
Pocket Casts
Pocket Casts
Castro
Castro
Transcript
0:01
[upbeat rock music] Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen.
0:20
[laughs] I- Merry New Year. I mean- Happy New Year. Hello again. It's, it's, it's the 2024 now. Yeah. It is. New juice, beef jerky? Freshly. We didn't, uh, we didn't do a show there last week.
0:33
Did you listen to the Chewie show? No, I think I totally forgot to. Oh. Oh, shit. I will. Probably ought to give that hour and 10 minutes of- How does he-... podcasting- Does he slam you a lot? [laughs] No, I don't know.
0:45
Do you make fun of my- I've gotten through about three-quarters of it so far... my bike, Chewie? [laughs] We'll get more Chewie shows coming up. We, we talked about some stuff he has, uh, planned for the new year.
0:54
So this is Full Spectrum Cycling, folks. Yep. This is show number 235. We got, uh, JK to my right. Hi, everybody. Tony there wearing the Guitar Smasher WMSC T-shirt. I've, uh- Long, long sleeve- Good to see...
1:11
and thick as- Heck... heck. It is really warm. It looks like you shrunk- Heck, indeed... it, it looks like you shrunk my sweatshirt and took off the h- the hood. Oh, I know. And, and, and- I saw your hood yesterday...
1:19
and, and, and fused it [laughs] and fused the zipper away. Um, I, I've added a- I'm confused... uh, I've added another New Year's resolution. This is gonna be a hard one. Give MSC $2,000 this year?
1:30
[laughs] No, I'll probably do that anyway. No. [laughs] Wear something WMSC every day. Oh. Wow. Do you have, like, a, uh, a, an armband or- Uh, oh, yeah... you know- I got a bandana.
1:39
Some default- Some sort of hat or- You know, several hoodies... pantaloons. Um, I have three Eric Von Munz [laughs] vampire shirts. Hey, speaking of Eric Von Munz, WSM- uh, uh, uh, J- Yeah, there you have it...
1:51
DJ extraordinaire. [laughs] Guess whose house he landed on the doorstep of? Hmm? Well, he had some Lego parts for someone. Hmm. So he delivered them over to Dave Munz's [laughs] house. Oh, God. Oh.
2:07
[laughs] I did not know that Von Munz was into the Lego- Oh... as much as he is. Oh, is he? I did not know- Oh, yeah... that either. Oh, yeah. Oh. Apparently so.
2:14
And Dave had some, some vinyl lying around which he hel- uh, Von Munz helped himself to a couple and was like, "How much do you want?" Dave's like, "Oh, no, no, don't worry."
2:23
Von Munz was like, "Well, you've got credit at the Lego store. No problem." [laughs] So EVM has a, uh- A Lego phase... he has a, he has a hidden side that we don't- Interesting... don't often see.
2:34
It's amazing how many people I find have a Lego side. Yeah. Here's something I learned today about Lego, gonna be the Lego portion of the show, folks. Guess so. That's right. Just like that.
2:42
So you know your Pinewood Derby track you got when you're a Cub Scout, you know? Shit yeah. Four lanes of racing goodness? Yeah. They now have a class that you can do Legos with. Come on. They make a special Lego
2:54
brick that has wheels on it that are the same width as a Pinewood Derby car. Nice.
2:59
I think it's a great idea, and matter of fact, it's such a great idea that I wanna get a Pinewood Derby track [laughs] in the other room so we can run races once a month or something.
3:07
But I think the Lego class would probably- Count-... outdo the Pinewood- Count Daniel in. Right on. He'd be here instantly. [laughs] Mr. Lego. I wanna find a used one somewhere.
3:17
Anybody got a line on a, a good used four-lane BSA type- Track... uh, Pinewood Derby track? I'm, I'm interested. New ones are spendy. Are they?
3:27
Yeah, between, like, a grand and two grand, depending on how elaborate you wanna get and what you wanna have 'em made out of. I believe making them shouldn't be that hard, though. I wouldn't think so.
3:37
I do not have a table saw currently, but I could probably throw a stone and hit one from here. I have one. I was a Duplo kid. Oh, those are the bigger blocks. Yeah.
3:48
Yeah, those- They were never fused with my Lego friends. I was shunned. I was an outcast. [laughs] Mm-hmm. And that's where we're at today. Yeah. The hidden side. Right on. [laughs] No. So we did not do a show last week.
3:59
I think I mentioned that before. Oh, we, we skipped that? So what that makes, 13 weeks we slacked off last year. Wow, we were slacking. Right? We did 39 shows last year. Well, we moved three times.
4:08
Well, once a month-ish. Yeah. So- And a leap month... there was a couple of, a coup- a couple of skipped weeks there in the move period. Uh, yeah, you know, 39 shows, not bad I say. What was that?
4:23
Was it- I- What- You blooped. I got some sort of a note from- Oh, some sort of note... from, from the guy, another one of my New Year's resolutions, guy by the name of Sam that I promised I'd be nice to all year.
4:33
[laughs] So, it's a good way to keep your body healthy. [laughs] So he doesn't beat me up? Right. Right. Exactly. So, uh, we did have, uh, the Christmas holiday in there between now and the last show.
4:48
Did- Yeah, we did... does anybody wanna, does anybody wanna look at my Meat Puppets, uh, album? Ah, I see. That we, that we mentioned during Record Store Day that I'm like, "Hmm." Oh.
4:57
I made that suggestion, and it showed up. The, the one behind it's a Husker Du too. You know? Also good. Right? So yeah, yeah. They were, had... Uh, and I got an excel- so there's some things I wouldn't buy for myself.
5:10
I'm not saying I wouldn't buy a, an album. I would. If it's something I liked, I would buy it for sure, and what those two would have been a couple of them I would consider for sure.
5:20
But I got this book on the history of, uh, AMA super bike racing, motorcycle race, engine cycle racing as- Yeah... as you may call it now. Engines. Well, yeah.
5:31
In the, uh, like, from the late '70s through the mid to late '80s, which is when I was kinda active in that my own self. And it's a $90 book with autographs and all sorts of stuff. Oh, wow.
5:42
And I'm like, "I would probably never buy it for myself," but I got it for Christmas, and that kicks major ass. I bet. Very cool. I just, I, I love presents that I would not normally do but I really want.
5:53
It's, I also like that route. Yeah. Yeah. [laughs] So I don't know, what did Santa, what did Santa Kleese bring you guys? The knobby knees. [laughs] No, I- [laughs] The, the Mr. Santa Kleese. Uh, these pantaloons...
6:06
that are kind of, uh, the same thing as ones I had before, with the cool fleece on the inside- Oh, nice... that makes it feel like you're walking around in your house pants- I do... out in the world.
6:17
I got- So it was a nice little difference in that. And then I had bought, um, a Spectre board game for myself [laughs] like on Black Friday that I- And you could just put it under the tree and say- Yeah, essentially...
6:30
"From"- Just kinda moved it around with whatever- "From"-... like gifts were going around, like, "Oh yeah, and here's, yeah" From me to me. From me to me. I still haven't even opened it and read the instructions yet.
6:39
Wow. But that's that discipline I tell you. Now the new year, I'll tear into it. It's a board game? Yeah, about- Do you get to-... 007... play it by yourself? [laughs] No, it's two or more. Well, that was the thing.
6:51
I, I got, I got, I, [laughs] I picked up a Goonies Never Say Die game, a board game, and I thought it was gonna be killer, you know, so I could revisit the old Goonie ride, rest in peace. RIP Goonie ride. Yeah.
7:05
And, uh, [laughs] it was just like a, a minor Dungeons & Dragons game- Ah... after a bit. It was like, wait a minute, this is not what I remember. I know this.
7:15
Well, [laughs] I, I know this, and I know I, I- I don't like this... I can't recruit people to get into this with me. Because you don't wanna subject them to the- Oh, the storytelling... the pain? It's all storytelling.
7:27
Sure. That's all it is, and nobody's gonna s- I got a-... put, put up for that... got a fresh pair of really, really heavy weight long underwear. Yeah. You wearing them now? They rubbing all up- I am. I am...
7:37
on your armor? I am, and they're called Cuddle Duds. Ah, nice. Cuddle Duds. Does it all the havoc? Cuddle Duds is still in business.
7:43
I remember my daugh- my sisters getting them as a kid, and my daughter got a pair, and then lo and behold, they're like the super heaviest weight. They're, they're fantastic. Are they made out of cotton or poly?
7:54
No, they're poly. Okay. This is definitely a high-tech- No wool?... fabric. No wool? Uh, I haven't looked, but I don't think so. Love wool. They're pretty warm. I prefer wool, for sure. Well, awesome.
8:04
So that's, uh, that's Christmas for you, folks. What other- We don't have to dwell on it too much, but- Nah, yeah, we're all- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, we do have to mention our New Year's Day ride.
8:13
Oh, engine cycles everywhere. The tradition was relived. Yes. And it was 30 degrees. That's what they were claiming. Sure. Boy, howdy, did it feel colder than that.
8:27
[laughs] There was a little- And there wasn't that much of a wind even. It was a mild breeze. Yeah, I don't know. It just seemed... It's one of those deals- Persistent...
8:34
it's one of those deals where if it's colder than that, I know it's gonna be really cold, so I'm gonna- So you're prepared for it... I'm gonna kinda, yeah, dress. I thought I was pretty well-prepared for this.
8:46
Um- I'm glad I brought a whole lot extra. I- I'm glad I have an electric bike that can carry a ton of shit. Yeah. Well, you can throw- 'Cause I-... an extra coat in there too...
8:52
I brought a bunch of stuff, which one thing I did not bring was an extra coat. Yeah, hello. I did bring gloves, though, with liners that fit- [coughs]... hand warmers.
9:00
Well, that was one of my banes of existence partially was the glove thing. I have the Pearl iZumi winter gloves, which, you know, whatever, they're supposed to be warm. But not only were they not that warm,
9:14
but they have this weird cuff on them, and a lot of my clothes are cycling clothes. I just wear cycling clothes. Right. And a lot of them have, as this shirt I'm wearing does, the stupid- They're thumb-y...
9:25
the stupid thumb hole. Yeah, those are weird. Right? That would bug me. Right? Which is fine if you have one, but if you have, like, a couple layers on, and these things are usually extra long, right?
9:34
So you don't, you know, whatever. All that stuff was bunching up right where that stupid cuff is- Letting the air right in... and it just couldn't get any sealing going on at all.
9:43
[laughs] And it was super irritating because the Louis Garneau lobster claws I have have a wicked nice big cuff that would go over the outside of everything. Right.
9:51
But all that bunching up shit, that just pissed me off, and it makes me think, "I really don't need to wear cycling tops. I need just to wear good, you know, smart wool or whatever- Right...
10:01
and not get into this stupid thumb hole crap." [laughs] 'Cause I think they make those dumb Pearl iZumi gloves for people that wear kits, not people- Right... that wear normal winter clothes, so.
10:13
We, we saw quite a few kits out there, all those guys on trikes. Right. Recumbent trikes. That was pretty entertaining. Did you notice my coat? No. It's resurrected. It's...
10:23
I, I bought two of them when GoLite was still in business 'cause I liked the coat so much. Oh. And then both of the zippers, you could, you'd zip it up, and then the thing would just pop open. Like, you- [laughs]...
10:32
all the teeth would not be working. [laughs] Want to. Well, I took it, I took it to our local, uh, North, is it North Shore Cleaners on Murray over there? Mm-hmm. Uh, yeah. Yeah. And they, the lovely man- North Point.
10:44
North Point, I think. Yeah. North Point Cleaners. And I'm like, "Can you replace these zippers?" He's like, "Eh, you don't need zippers. You just need the slide." I'm like, "Huh? Just the actual mo-" Shut the- "...
10:54
the movie part." And he goes, "Oh yeah, that'll fix that." He, I mean, he's like, "15 bucks a piece or something." I'm like, "Do it." And I got... So now I basically have two new coats that work properly.
11:03
Yeah, that happened with one of mine. Is this the one by, over by St. Peter Paul's? Yes. Well, I'm taking my jacket there.
11:09
[laughs] Yeah, if you have one, and that, it's like that was the problem that solved on both of the coats. And I'm like, "That's my favorite. I wear them all the time. It's my favorite."
11:18
I might resurrect my Showers Pass jacket. Possibly. If it's, if it's just a deal where you zip it up, and then it's up there, and then it pops open, that may do the job.
11:27
Yeah, mine starts as on, on, pop open almost instantly when zipping. Yeah, I think what happens is inside of the slide itself, it wears away, and it doesn't do its job anymore apparently.
11:36
But I was like, "Yes, that is worth the money. Thank you very much." Is it a typical YYK zipper? Yeah. YKK or whatever? Yeah, you can look at it. It's right over there. Nice. 'Cause I wore it today. You know why?
11:45
'Cause it's fixed. [laughs] Nice. So- Toasty... so I was wearing that yesterday, and whatever. Anyway, that's the whole thing about the- Yesterday in non-internet time. Yesterday as in- New Year's Day...
11:56
New Year's Day, which would be several da- whatever. That was, that was an inter- I'm, I'm, I'm losing my ability to think in Internet time [laughs] anymore. Ah. We have played that out pretty long.
12:05
Well, yeah, com- coming out of the holiday wash, I was like think- yeah, it was After that was Monday all day until it wasn't Monday, and it was like, "Hey, show tonight?" [laughs] It's like, "Oh, yeah."
12:18
[laughs] Speaking of that, I, uh, I was invited to the 20-year anniversary party for The Illuminati. Ah. And it was last Wednesday at the Engine House number five. Is that what it's called over there on National?
12:35
It's now closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Closed, like, right after we were there. Recently closed.
12:39
So we go there, and I, I walk up to the counter, 'cause it's supposed to be this big- That's where Obama ate when he was in town. Oh, was it? Eh, why? Um. [laughs] Well, it's... I, I've been there. It's a good place.
12:47
It's okay. Yeah. It's okay. It's, it's a good place- So-... for a lot of people, basically... right. I roll in, Molly and I. I'm like, walk up to the guy at the counter.
12:55
I'm like, "Yeah, I'm here for the Illuminati anniversary party." And the guy looks at me and just starts laughing. And I'm like, "No, there is an, a 20-year anniversary for a company called The Illuminati here today."
13:08
And he's like, "Uh, who's on the reservation?" [laughs] So it turns out DeNardo thought it was Tuesday instead of the Wednesday it was supposed to be.
13:19
So his assistant calls DeNardo and is like, "Where the flying fuck are you, dude?" And he's like, "Oh, shit, it's Wednesday. I'll be right there." [laughs] So he missed his own 20th anniversary to The Illuminati.
13:31
There we go. At least for part of the day. [laughs] What a hoser. He's a d- [laughs] He's, he's out there. Oh, man. Well, I wanna still ch- Mm... chat about the New Year's Day ride a little bit- Yeah, that was fun...
13:44
because- When you were speaking of the storage on your 'lectric bicycle, you had a- Your air gun, your weird, your weird air gun- Yeah... came into play. It did. Tell us how that made somebody's life better.
13:57
Well, I, you know, I'm, I'm gonna fully admit I'm in IT because I'm lazy, and, uh, you know, running a hand pump to inflate a, even for my case, a three-inch-wide tire can suck.
14:09
And someone needed a pump, so I'm like, "Oh, I can take care of that. I need to put air in my tires anyway." So I get this thing out and I start using it. It's my Ryobi 18 volt
14:20
$20 purchase, I think, and it, it inflates a tire way more easily than anything else. Did you already have the battery, or did it come with it? Uh, I bought the battery separate. Right. It, it was tool only for 20 bucks.
14:33
Well, still, it's a good deal. Um, but still, it's a good deal. Two amp battery in it lasts a long time. So I end up- I've seen you haul that around on more than one occasion. It fits in a backpack easy.
14:41
Yeah, it, it, it helped me on one ride that we did not- Yeah, when you had a flat-... not that long ago... on the way to see Bob Mould. Yeah, that was changing tubes and all this. Yeah.
14:48
This particular instance was a completely flat tire that didn't have a hole in it. Right. Oh.
14:53
[laughs] Yeah, this guy, he, uh, accidentally inflated his tire and then screwed his valve cap back on, but it was a Presta, and he totally re-deflated his tire.
15:01
Right, 'cause when he, 'cause he left it out, and he- Mm-hmm... and he, not only sh- do you need to flick those stupid things, but when you put the cap on, it actually pushes it- You screw it down.
15:09
It pushes air back out... that's why I put it... So- And he had a five-inch tire. Right. And why doesn't, why do fat bikes have Presta valves? Uh, that is dumb. Why don't they? That is marketing. There is no reason.
15:18
A Schrader's a much better low pressure valve than a- Than-... a Presta valve any day, and there's no physical reason why you need to have a narrow valve on a fat bike rim.
15:27
Interestingly enough, though- I'm gonna now drill out all of my rims. Maybe, right? Why not? But, but the stupid thing is all the tubes that are light and nice are all Presta valve. Are Presta. It's fr- it's ridiculous.
15:36
I, I was surprised to see, I don't know where I was- Crumudgeony here...
15:39
oh, I was getting fuel for my car, um, which happens, like, once every four months, and I saw a air machine, you know, like a Get Air, that took credit cards. Yeah. Nice.
15:50
I'm like, holy crap, you have to swipe a card- Age of wonder... to inflate your tires. When you can sell air, buddy, you're- You're, you're rich... you're, you're making big fat stacks.
16:01
I'm just gonna start selling bottles of air from different parts of the world. Perry Air. [laughs] I'm pretty sure there must already be out there many of those. So folks- Millbrook...
16:12
don't mess with your stupid Presta valve. Make sure that you at least w- wiggle it and then screw it back down. Right. Or you end up with a flat tire, and you probably won't have a Tony with a Ryobi- Electric...
16:23
electric pump, which did it- With a digital gauge... which did the five-inch tire up to whatever he wanted. I put- 18 pounds... 18 PSI. Probably took three, four minutes. About that, I'd say.
16:33
Yeah, it did it- It did it well... it did not take long. It did it much faster than someone with a hand pump.
16:37
[laughs] Well, I've, I, and I've never used them, but I've seen them that are approximately the size of this remote control unit- Right, Ryobi's got one now... that apparent- that apparently can also inflate tires.
16:46
Mm-hmm. And that seems like it might just be- Right, Ryobi has one that's USB-C rechargeable. It's a really cool little device. I asked for it from Santa, but Santa hates me. Santa, well, yeah.
16:56
But Dave Zwart was like, "Oh." Dave who? Dave what? Dave Zwart. Dave Zwart. [laughs] Yeah, he's going, "Oh," reluctantly, "Oh, it does come in handy." [laughs] Perks of the starting guy. Oh, with me? Yeah.
17:07
He's like, "Oh, I always rip on him for it. He always has the Chauvin." [laughs] And it works. Oh, the thing? Yep. So there's, so there's obviously- That was great...
17:15
Bubba wasn't on the ride, so there's a new guy that ruins the ride with flat tires. [laughs] So I don't know. I didn't get the- I forget his name. Think he's ridden with Sam before. Uh, that is not Floyd.
17:26
Oh, okay, different guy. That was not Floyd. But I think he works at Harley with Dave who? Dave what? Dave Zwart. Ah, gotcha.
17:33
Uh, so that New Year's Day ride, we started out at Daily Bird, where the Motards were all gathered. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. So they, it was a- It was really cool...
17:43
it was a warm-ish day for them, too, and there was, uh, I bet there were 50. [laughs] I'm guessing there was 50 at least.
17:49
Yeah, yeah, 'cause I have a picture which I'll post in the show notes, uh, of everybody standing in front of the Bird before they took off.
17:57
But yeah, all sorts of bikes, including several of the Sur Ron/whatever XXX BMX whatever whatever electric motorcycles- Oh, my God... which are majorly cool. They're unbelievable.
18:11
And the silly, the silly gentlemen that ride them are very tricksy. I mean- They do lots of trickses... everybody's got their wheelie kids. They have their wheelie kids. Yeah.
18:20
The weird, [laughs] the weirdest part about that is when you walk up to that Sur-Ron is how narrow it is. Yeah. It's a really tiny bike, or engine cycle. Right. Mo- Mo- motorcycle. Motorcycle [laughs] Motorcycle.
18:32
That's it. [laughs] It's a motorcycle. But the kid got on... The first guy that got on one and instantly pulled a wheelie and put his rear hand and, like, slapped the ground, pull... I'm like, "Did that just happen?"
18:45
That was just... I mean, it was instantaneous. And I do understand, I have electric bikes. I understand how torque is instant on an electric motor, but wow. Yeah. These were so freaking cool.
18:56
[laughs] Speaking of torque and electric motors, have you seen the new zero to 60 fastest time ever? [laughs] No. I... It's some college, I think, in Austria- 1.5?... or somewhere. No.
19:07
Under one second, like.96 something or something. It's got- Zero to 60? Yeah. It's got four 322 horsepower motors, and it's- it's driven... It's, uh, the woman that drives it is, like, 90 pounds.
19:20
The whole thing weighs under 400 pounds. [laughs] It's three, three and a half Gs plus on just acceleration. Oh, my God. So that's super fast. That is super fast.
19:31
Yeah, so your 1.5 lasted for a good year, 1.4 or two years- Yeah... somewhere in there. Now you're sub- But, yeah, I-... one second. Yeah. I just saw it today on the interwebs.
19:40
At what point does your, like, blood just drain out of you? I don't know. I mean- [laughs] You could- It certainly... That's why they have the fancy suits in the jet fighter airplanes- Apparently...
19:49
is to push all the blood to your brain- Right... so you don't pass out and die. I- I heard that jet fighters never die. Die. Fighters never die. I got something for JK. Well, let's, uh, we're gonna... Where's my thing?
20:01
Here's the deal. My butthole, my surfers, butthole. We got to the top of this hill in less than one second with that electric- Wee. Wherever we-... uh, whatever that thing was called... four motor electric. So, uh,
20:12
fortunately there was, uh, still all day IPA in the fridge, which is what Tony and I are having. I don't know why y- yours was so pleasant. I got about 10 ounces out of that. Well, mine was perfect.
20:21
[laughs] That happened last time too, I think. You mean they just don't like you. Apparently. You know I don't believe in politics. But, uh, they're hanging out with my phone.
20:29
[laughs] I happened to see this on the old SingleTracks website is their, um, delicious non-alcoholic beers to get you through Dry January, or in Michael's case, the rest of his life. Yes, forever and ever. So there's...
20:41
So here's some that are on there, JK, and let me know if you've had any of them and, uh, what you thought of them. Athletic Brewing's Free Wave Hazy IPA. Yes. That's okay. That's pretty good.
20:51
That's, that's the one that's okay. And that's the one that's widely available- Right on... most of the time. And the Lagunitas IPNA? Very good. Very good. But can you find- If you can find it. [laughs] You...
21:02
I found out you can only get it in bottles now. The IPNA? It used to be just bottles. The Lagunitas? Is that what it was? Yeah. Maybe it's always only been bottles?
21:09
Athletic's- That's annoying when you want to ride a bike... definitely in beer. Oh, in cans. I thought- Definitely. De- Athletics definitely in beer. Definitely beer. [laughs] Yeah, cans.
21:15
[laughs] Um, S- Sam Adams Just the Haze. Haven't tried that one yet. That one should be semi-widely available, I would think. Uh, this one sounds like something that we wouldn't have in this area.
21:26
Bravas Wes- Those sound good, though... Bravas West Coast IPA and also a Raspberry Ghost. Yeah. Hm. I could deal with that. All right. So, well, we've got a couple to try and find. BrewDog Hazy.
21:37
Uh, my nephew had that- AF... over Christmas. What does AF mean? As fuck? As fuck. Okay. Uh, my nephew had that at Christmas, and it was phenomenal. I'm sure it is.
21:47
It was one of those- I've had BrewDog's normal beers and they're good... yeah, I had a sip of it, and I'm like, "This isn't an NA," and he's like, "It's really good." I'm like, "This is really good."
21:54
[laughs] Oh, that sounds interesting.
21:56
So here was one that was interesting to me because the cat writing the article, uh, or catette, I didn't actually look at the byline, uh, s- had said this is a new one for them, that person. Clausthaler. Clown stompers.
22:09
Yes, but that's been around for about 50- Forever... years or something. Right. But- I mean-... the IPA mostly... it's, oh, maybe just the IPA, but- Yeah... Clausthaler's been around forever.
22:17
They've been a non-n- Yeah... non-alcoholic b- brewing company for a long time. Yeah. It's also- Yeah... one I don't like, and it goes- Agreed... right along with my other one that I can't stand is Heineken, so.
22:25
Heineken's NA is terrible. Well, so is- It tastes like Heineken... so is their regular beer, though. Yeah, there you make a good point. Yeah. I, I- Same thing with Corona... I would take- Corona makes an NA-... either...
22:32
that tastes like a Corona, and it's like, "Eh." And that's not, that's not terrible. P- it tastes- Well, a Corona Light- Eh... I guess. Eh. When you're down there, don't drink the water, just drink the Corona.
22:41
[laughs] Speaking of, uh, Corona- I'm going to Cabo... and Modelo. Yeah, baby. Woo. JK will be missing a programming day here sometime in the not too distant future. Exactly. You're gonna go hang out with Shaggy Hammer.
22:55
See if you can- And, and drink some- See if you can get some Cabo with him... NA, NA tequila. [laughs] NA, NA tequila shooters off, I don't know. [laughs] Don't even start with me and NA tequilas. Is that a thing?
23:07
I have no idea. [laughs] It better not be. I think it was, it probably would just be sour, [laughs] sour mix. Right?
23:15
So if a, if a person were looking for a non-alcoholic, uh, beer, is, is Whole Paycheck or, uh, Cask Wine & Spirits, or whatever the hell that place is called, a better place to get them selection-wise?
23:29
Oh, are you talking about, uh, where your daughter used to work? Yeah, what's that place called? Total Wine. Whatever. I think their selection- Well, I like, I like my name for a place better, but- Oh, okay...
23:37
Total Wine and other things. I think the NA selection at Total Wine is better than what I've seen at most other... I was at Otto's the other day. I was at Downer. Like Whole, Whole Foods is terrible. Yeah, yeah.
23:48
Um, and I was at Whole Paycheck, and Whole Paycheck had, like, five. They had a Athletic. They have all traditionals. Okay. Yeah. I could see them, yeah, going, I don't know, by market...
23:59
Well, I mean, 'cause it's Amazon product, so they'll probably- What-... find their, fine-tune their stock as to what people order. Based on their algorithms. Algorithms and whatevers. Oh. Oh. Oh, now we- Oh...
24:14
now we, oh, now we're going to the PBR. We're g- we're onto the PBR. I'm just gonna- I'm gonna stay with the delicious extended play NA. Oh, yeah. That is actually- That was not one on their list.
24:25
We should s- send them one of those. That's a really good NA. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There's a mention of such- I have... Have you had the East Side Dark? Yeah. Tastes like East Side Dark. I'm not a big fan of East Side Dark.
24:33
I'm not a big fan of East Side Dark. [laughs] Same with, uh- Stein. It's like Stein... same with Stein. I'm like, "Ah, it's fine." It's good. I mean, it's just, if there's some- Tastes like Stein.
24:39
That's- If there's something else, I'll probably order it, you know? Mm-hmm. And the, the, yeah. [laughs] All right. I still can't get over that Busch, Busch NA [laughs] is actually good.
24:52
I mean, not like s- you know, scream from the mountaintop good, but- Busch... for, you know, just being shit beer water.
25:01
Which it- And you're buying the time, and it's like two bucks, and like, I mean, it's something- Well-... that you can't... Like, I mean, how can you in good f- conscience charge more than that for...
25:12
[laughs] I just, it always bothers me that non-alcoholic stuff costs more than getting alcohol in your beer. Right. Sometimes, on s- on occasion.
25:19
Well, at least- There's sometimes where I'm looking at it like- At least at a bar... no way. At, at, at a, at a, at a drinking establishment- Yeah... it's almost always more. Even mocktails are, are like... Yeah.
25:29
So yeah, what's- That doesn't look... What was the one we- I get it, I get you're curating it... used to have that was like shit? And it's like, you know, you, I don't know, you get it from your bitter- Oh, yeah.
25:36
Kitty cocktail. [laughs] Right. That's right. Bitters from the bitter tree in Peru or whatever the fuck. Our bitters are alcoholic though, aren't they? Mm-hmm. Something of... There's a d- what is it? A digestive
25:48
or something like that. Apertif. I don't know. It was something like that, 'cause that was like the only, what, liquor? I guess, a liqueur or something. Yeah. I can't remember.
25:59
It's got a name, and it's gonna- That made me-... kinda tick me off 'cause at Draft and Vessel it was like the only thing that wasn't beer that somebody came in and ordered. [laughs] And that was like their drink.
26:10
They would have like- Wow... you know, somebody else would be having a beer or whatever, but they would just on a, you know- As a n- as an NA? Yeah. [laughs] Or for something, I don't know.
26:20
We, uh, speaking of- They had bad guts or something... you made me digress into trees and stuff that, uh, uh, with bitters and- You're like Farrah Fawcett in Cannonball Run.
26:28
Um, we have to- "Now you know what I love about trees." [laughs] We should, uh, we should try to get Joshua on here before he gallivants off to his next, uh, three-month stint. Is he gonna live in a tree house?
26:41
N- no, he's, um, actually going to, I believe it was Indonesia for three months. So he can't take his fancy truck with him? No, that's getting stored. He's got a... And he said it sucked.
26:50
He got it out of storage after the trip to Spain and said it ran like absolute shit. A spine. He did that 500-mile hike. Oh, yeah, yeah. The Pilgrimage. I have his, I have his monkey clanker.
27:02
[imitates monkey clanker] [laughs] Nice. For his la- his last rummage at, uh- Oh, did you-... Center Street days. [laughs] Oh, you got that? I picked it up- Yeah, he's-... and he's like, "Yours for free."
27:12
[laughs] I just wanted to have it in a different... Kim just about jumped out of her fricking skin. She's like, "Oh, you son of a bitch. I don't... " And I was like, "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
27:21
[laughs] Yeah, he's, so he's once again traveling out of the United States for warmer weather for the winter. Nice. He's a snowbird at, what, 41? Well, if he can do it, why wouldn't he do it? He can, right? Right.
27:31
He's found a n- it's... You know, the guy's got it figured out. He found an apartment for 700 bucks a month. Uh, it's got, for 100 bucks more you get a gym, so he's at 800 bucks.
27:40
I'm like, "Well, that's the same price it would cost you to live in River West." He's like, "And it's-" That would, to be a, it's a cheap River West these days.
27:45
Yeah, and it's, you know, he's like, "Once you're there, the cost of living is really minimal," like food and stuff. In Indonesia? Yeah, he's somewhere in Indonesia this time. Hmm.
27:53
Well, have him look at what's going on in the old electric bike world over there. Oh, I didn't know that. Here's the deal. He could... It, well, you, right now he can only do it- He can import it...
28:00
in San Francisco, Marin, Marin, and, uh, Oakland, but there's a- ♪ There below is Beaumonde ♪ I think it's a group of, uh, bike shops that basically sell, um, the Stormy Kromer bikes. Oh, those things are nuts. Stormer?
28:13
Whatever it, not Storm- Kromer. Kromer, and then the Riese & Müllers. So they sell the bikes, but- Those are the ones that go like 65 miles an hour?
28:20
Well, I think they're just expensive e-bikes, and the cargo version is similar to yours but obviously cooler 'cause it's German. Right. Um, but you can rent them for $229 a month to like 289. Fuck.
28:34
So if you were in San Fran for a job for a couple of weeks or something or a month, you could rent one. That'd be ideal. Or if you- That's a great idea...
28:42
or if you didn't know if you wanted one- You could rent one to try it... I'm gonna bet that if you rented one for a month and then you wanted to buy one, they, I would apply the rental to the purchase- Right...
28:51
if it were me being a bike shop, but maybe not. I don't know. Uh- Try before you buy it? Anyway- That sounds like a good idea... yeah, so it's called, I don't even know how to say it. It's, it's F-R-I-I way.
29:02
Is it Freeway because there's two I's? Freeway? Maybe. Would you say Fri- Freeway... Freeway? How about them Packers, hey? [laughs] They- Not, not Roosevelt McCarter [laughs] from Milwaukee. Hello, the Freeway.
29:14
What's in the old bag, Freeway? It's papers. It takes a thief to steal them. [laughs] If you know, you know, man. I can't just... I... You must listen to the radio broadcasts.
29:27
I, I don't know where that- You don't know Freeway Wade? Oh, man. Come on. Okay. Well, I mean- [laughs]... also losing my mind, so I don't know all of these things. No, he was a n- kind of a '90s- I remember Freeway...
29:40
until now staple of the, in the downtown bar scene. Very passionate about his sports.
29:47
He would ju- like, during the Bucks games, he'd always jump in the, in the, up in the stands and do, like dance, like ridiculously, but he'd always make the news. Always make the Jumbotron. The Jumbotron.
29:58
Yeah, back before silliness was, you know, everybody does it all the time now. Oh, right. Yeah, he was a, yeah, he was an influencer before influencing was influencing.
30:06
He was, he was up for Milwaukeean of the Year on a year or- Instead we got Tab Man. God... or some things of that nature. Damn it. I knew that was coming. [laughs] Oh. Or thank God on the Tab Man.
30:14
I have a, I have a picture of that crap, and I can't believe it. How does it- Holy shit... how is, how is Tab Man- No, that's the, uh, [laughs] that's the band that- It's the band...
30:20
that's the band that he's the- But how is, how is, how is that guy more Milwaukee than Rushmore? I'm gonna guess he has a lot of friends that stuff the ballots- How is the-... like every year...
30:29
I mean, Rushmore versus MSC, if that was like the, the title bout, I would be like, "That's gonna be hard." Yeah. That's a 50/50 call right there. Yeah, that's a 50... Yeah, yeah.
30:35
There was a post in there where- Um, but I would, I would argue that MSC would not exist without a place like Rushmore because you wouldn't have any records- You wouldn't have a mugs... to play on your radio station.
30:43
That's a good point. So this Tab Man crap- [laughs]... just had me pissed off. You g- you voted for Tab Man, didn't you? No, I did not. You sap. But I love Tab. [laughs] Okay.
30:55
It's fine, but I don't- Takes me way back to when I was a kid, man... I'm not talking about drinking the shit, I'm talking about the guy. Well, you have the coronation over at Bremen. You- Ugh.
31:03
[laughs] You opened the bottle and put it back in the fridge so that it could freeze, and then get crystalline if you got it close enough to the coils in the back of your old refrigerator. Oh, so good.
31:14
Tab was a diet drink, wasn't it? I know. Yeah. I drink a ton of it. It had saccharin in it, I bet. I'm sure. That's the best. But the thing was- Nobody wants aspartamename- name- name- name anymore...
31:24
there was a post I can go back to somewhere in there where Rushmore had tapped out- Mm... against MSC. Mm. Oh, okay. But that didn't matter in the tabulations. I would say that MSC- So the tabulations went anyways. Oh.
31:41
So Rushmore advanced regardless. The tabulations. Oh, okay. But I don't know. How would, how would MSC have done against Tab Man? Probably the same. Yeah. I would say.
31:50
Tab Man still would've prevailed because- I mean, um-... there was a groundswell of people- That was the script... jackassery-ing on Facebook about this crap and- It was part of the script. That was- Yes...
31:59
yeah, that was Corey. Oh. Corey pushed him hard. I'm gonna push Corey off a cliff. [laughs] Next, next time he's on the show, I'm pushing him off the roof of this place. [laughs] Can we get him to this place?
32:11
Oh, hell yeah. Ooh, we should do that. Next, uh, next lunar eclipse we should go up there. Damn right. It's a really great place to see an eclipse from. Yeah. Uh, next week, we're gonna do a show next week, right?
32:23
Think so. Sweet. All right. Uh, here's the deal, Mark Peterson should be on the show next week. Nice. I like that guy. Right on. He's a nice guy.
32:28
I don't know, I don't know if you noticed in his, uh, Facebook-y posts that he just got lent a, some fancy electric, I think full suspension whoop-dee-doo bike that he's- Oh, really? Yeah, he had a shot.
32:40
He's like, "From here you can see the nothing." [laughs] Yeah, but he, I think he went to the top of the peak. Yeah. I, I mean, that's a four... 3,500 vertical feet. That's a long ways up to the top of that mountain.
32:52
Wow. Wow. Um, and I don't think they have any snow either. I'm sure we'll talk about that next week, but, uh, the, that, that side of the, the west side of those mountains doesn't get as much- West side... I don't think.
33:05
I don't know. It seems like Park City gets more, and they're on the east side. They're on the east side. It's the lease side. The lease side. All right. No pressure.
33:13
Uh, I think we blew through all of the stuff we had to talk about. [laughs] I don't know. Ah.
33:17
I don't know, uh, I don't know how pros are gonna make any money because, uh, bike companies aren't spending money on pro racers anymore, but that sort of s- if you're... Yeah. Okay. Fair.
33:28
If your sales are down, what do you spend money on? Marketing. Marketing, wouldn't you think? I don't know. Whatever. Hope you guys get some bucks and stuff, but I don't know, maybe it's influencer time more.
33:38
You can get 100 influers for... Influers. [laughs] Influ- influ- Ooh, a spit up there. Nope, nope. Saved it. Held it. He held it. The influencers. Uh, 100 influencers- Got it together... for the price of one pro maybe.
33:49
I don't know. Probably. I don't know. It's silly. Oh, went cute up my nose. [laughs] Hopefully, you know, it was the worst year in, in bike- Hopefully... bike shop history since the history has been born last year, so.
34:03
Oh, yeah. Uh, anyway, on that happy note- November criminals, they finally established when the Dan Packer game was gonna be.
34:11
Oh, it's- And it's a 3:00 or 3:25 game, so the halftime show is November Criminals over down at the- Get up... Cactus Club somewhere in Vegas. Oh, Cactus Club. This, this Saturday? Sunday? Sunday. Sunday. Yeah. Yeah.
34:21
Across the street from Garibaldi. So it's like 6:00 then it would be roughly halftime? No, it's 3:25, so it'd be like- 45 minute... It's like 45 minutes- It's like-... and 45 minutes... 5:00. All right.
34:32
It'd be like 5:00-ish when they go on, I would imagine. Something like that. Halftime. It's a ma- yeah, you gotta catch on flow of the game and- It's math time. Go. Yeah, that's it. All right.
34:41
Well, it's- I have to see what's happening and- Weather's supposed to be nice too. Yeah, it's still supposed to be a decent night... I gotta, I gotta see what...
34:45
I got one family obligation that may pop up, and if that is the case, then shit, but- Well, just get in the, uh, race, the race Mercedes and, and blast on down there. [laughs] There's that too. All right, everybody.
34:57
Da, da, ra, ra, ra, ra, tickle. This is it. This is it. This is what- This is it. He's really... You, look at- Here we go... look at where his finger is. This is, this is what we do. First one of the year.
35:02
Look at, look at where his finger is. Look at it. Look at it. He's, he pushed the button. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look, look at him push the button. The red camera light button. He pushed the button.
35:08
That's it. [upbeat music] And the button has been pushed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [upbeat music]
New episodes, straight to your inbox.
Subscribe
